1) It popped up in your Facebook newsfeed.
2) It’s Monday morning and you don’t want to read all those e-mails just yet.
3) There might be something funny in here you can use as your own material on your co-workers.
4) You have a well-developed sense of irony.
5) You’ve never read a “Top” list and regretted it.
6) Your willpower is lower than the Challenger Deep.
7) Pictures of hot dudes/dames.
8) You just lost your job due to the sequester.
9) It might provide sound financial advice. For exa-