Top Eight and a Half Reasons to Read this Blog Post

1) It popped up in your Facebook newsfeed.

2) It’s Monday morning and you don’t want to read all those e-mails just yet.

That's a sweet 2002 monitor.

You have gotten the mail.

3) There might be something funny in here you can use as your own material on your co-workers.

How does it get so cold?

Every office’s David Letterman. You better have a solid five.

4) You have a well-developed sense of irony.

Can't wait for The Iron Man Rises.

This guy does.

5) You’ve never read a “Top” list and regretted it.

He's smiling at your money.

Even this one’s funny.

6) Your willpower is lower than the Challenger Deep.

There's nothing down there.

There’s nothing down there.

7) Pictures of hot dudes/dames.

Not members of Automatic Improv.

Not members of Automatic Improv.

8) You just lost your job due to the sequester.

At least you can write that book/song/blog post now!

At least you can write that book/song/blog post now!

9) It might provide sound financial advice. For exa-

– JRLG
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